teenage5runaway:

Like OMG just perfect wow


why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me


dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her




hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."



Lightening Strikes 4.7.14



tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious


hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine